99 Problems

After a hilarious tale involving a guardian beacon and the string of epic fails that continued afterwards, CMDR iplayagame very much earned his callsign of “99 Problems”.

As the tale was epic, it deserves to be recorded for eternity, thusly:

• does not get a guardian key to drop… because scanning from a fighter does not work. “i had to go back to the mothership, i believe”
• once that is resolved… “got it. oops. no collector limpets”
• well, manual scooping? … “my beluga’s too fat”
• finally managed… “tapped it out of the little hole with my fighter”
• lands fighter by crashing it into the beluga. “i mean it’s how i always get back to my ship”
• game fatally crashes
• but starts okay again. now just needs to get back without dying…