Captain Crunch

After months of hauling, CMDR Drodinn set out toward Sagittarius A but decided a routine planet landing was too dull. Mid-descent, he hit boost in his notoriously costly-to-fly ship, The Mandalay. A brief, resigned Discord transmission later revealed he had crashed, lost 404 million credits, and found himself swiftly reborn back in the Bubble—likely to the delight of his insurance agent.