Messcafe

Gather round y’all and here the story of CMDR Jet Roku who was running rescue missions in the Pegasi Sector during the Thargoid invasion. After countless hours of running survivors and refugees back to rescue locations, Jet Roku was getting tired and decided to make himself a Cup of Joe in his Luxury Rescue Cutter. He spent a good amount of time meticulously tamping the freshly ground coffee to ensure an even extraction, resulting in a rich and velvety crema only to find upon returning to the cockpit that he had been under attack by an Eagle. He took his seat as the Hull went critical and had a sip. He thought “Damn, I mistook the off-brand guest coffee for my Jamaican Blue Mountain.” Just then the canopy broke and Jet Roku, the Luxury Rescue Cutter, and the 442 rescued individuals were no more.

With that, the @Veterans have decided to bestow a Call Sign on to CMDR “Messcafe” Jet Roku.