Rusty

As you might have heard, or experienced, the Trainblazers update has basically gridlocked carriers around the galaxy. Leaving CMDRs stranded with no hope of returning to the Bubble anytime soon.

This was also true for the CMDR in question. To speed things up, our CMDR decided to take an escape pod back to Shinrarta Destra. Well there they splashed out on a brand new Mandalay sporting everything but the kitchen sink, and a docking computer…

Feeling confident in their ability to pilot the ship without assistance, they proceded to take off from the pad and promptly ram their brand new Mandalay into the interior wall of Jameson Memorial, blowing it up!

Evidently, they were a bit “Rusty”…

The veterans have therefore decided that from this day forward, you shall be known as CMDR “Rusty” Conjoron