Teflon

Like “Bridesmaid” before him, Rye Fury always seems to be looked over while others find their true name within the squad. But there is a reason for that. He doesn’t “Pinball” off one hull to another. He hasn’t taken a “Napster” while at the stick. You’ll never hear him exclaiming “OMW” only to be late to the party. Nor has he ever had to call “Bingo” on fuel. Sure, he’s had to apologize from time to time but whatever mishaps that have befallen him or his squad never seem to be through any fault of his own. The guy can do no wrong and frankly we’re getting tired of waiting for something to get FUBAR’ed because of him. So, what’s a squad to do but throw their hands up and officially recognize Rye’s infallible nature as he continues to pull our fat out of the fire while smoothly making his way through the Verse.